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# TESTIFY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Could you make a badge of this to stick in my profile?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# i've got a cunt to stick in your shed
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# You going to the ICL meeting tonight?
Where is it?
Usual place: the cuntshed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I hope there are snacks this time.
After that pint of cunt, I weren't 'alf peckish.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah, aslong as there are no cheesy puffs.
Vulvavants are one of my favs.

Edit: Sorry, volavants.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Pint a Cunt n a packet of Fuck please........................................................................................................(this is a prototype FUCKOUPON from 2015)

spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# *NEW* CARVERY EVERY SUNDAY IN THE POPE'S CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# you coming up da pope's cunt, day got a new Fuck ale
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Too right, fancy me some roast cunt and some soapy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# sweet roast cunt with fuck gravy
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# my monitor's throbbing like a cunt here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Noonet Tactile Glove (c)
"Now You're Playing With Fuck"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Things at a slight angle posse
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# This wins on numerous levels, also kudos for use of the word 'Oubliette'.
It is a a very fine word. Your prize is a COSBEE.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Haha!
Forgive my ignorance, but is this science or witchcraft?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Have more confidence in your intuition. You're absolutely right, it is.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
#
Win
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Relax, it's taken care of
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# EAD MY KOUPONS, COHAGEN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I have a feeling we're going to need a secret hand sign
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# FUCK JUS GOT RE3L
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# USE MY CUNT AS A CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:15, archived)
# CUNTWIDE AND FULL OF CUNT
spotify:track:6hWEIDBFXrJFNQDO43bWFo (Black Sunshine by White Zombie)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Cool

It's a long time since I last heard some White Zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Haha, wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# +shed
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# GO FORTH & SHED LIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# MINE EYES, ZAY FULL OF FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I just phoned B&Q to order a cunt shed.
They don't sell them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Don't they know it's christmas? :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I was going to use it for an illuminated nativity setting until after Christmas too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# No, because the main religion in Africa is Islam
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# and the main religion of B&Q is
voodoo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# your thinking of Ikea
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# ONE world
ONE shed
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ONE shedload of cunts inside.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I fort every1 had xmas innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I thought B&Q were 7th day adventists.
Their dates are different, they use the advent calendar. Probably why they missed christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)