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# I know Kung fu
The one has no need for emotion when he has norks
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:00, archived)
# she needs a few pies down her neck
and a fortnight in the sun
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:04, archived)
# she needs something down her neck
A few Protein shakes
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:05, archived)
# anything that puts a bit of meat on her bones
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# exactly what I was thinking
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:07, archived)
# well, not exactly
but close, eh?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I'd phrase it the same way
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Woah
most bodacious, dude
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Keaunu Norks State of Mind
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Still would!
Apart from the stubble and the somewhat blokey lips, you made a half attractive lady out of Keanu. Well done. I clicketh.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:10, archived)
# I don't mind the norks but...
the tache/shadow is a bit of putting, It may just be my screen, but it looks like the top lip needs a bleach, maybe??? you are obviously better at this than me.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:11, archived)
# still could be worse...
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:20, archived)
# is that male or female
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:21, archived)
#
Yes. One of the two.
Probably.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# a bit of both
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# all man apparently..
i don't believe i just searched for it. *belms
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# did you try looking on thechive.com?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# na just googled "ugly male transvestite"
on image search, so many kinds of wrong, deleting history as we speak.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:11, archived)
# i don't remember posing for that!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# well thats ya christmas card sorted then! x
:D
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:24, archived)
# funkypidgeon.com
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:24, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:26, archived)
# haha! don't worry the inlaws..
and grampies will love it!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:28, archived)
# i've got no grandparents
my granddad died 26 yeaars ago today.
well, yesterday now.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:31, archived)
# sorry to hear that,
still maybe you could give a framed copy to the local oxfam shop as a donation, or leave it as a tip for the bin man.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:34, archived)
# can't do that
they'd stop emptying the bin
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:38, archived)
# who? oxfam??
never!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:39, archived)
# pfff!
oh well, time for bed. shopping day tomorrow.
g'night all!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:44, archived)
# night smash!!!!
good shoppings for all!!!
:D
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:56, archived)
# haha
kick her in the nuts!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# A.S.L?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
15/m/scunthorpe
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Scunthorpe?
Forget it!!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:27, archived)
# he certainly proves that scunthorpe has cunt in it
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:27, archived)
# which in reality is
46/m/luton
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Hahaha
*raises eyebrow*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:28, archived)
# geniune desk guffaws!!!!
aceness!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:29, archived)
# *digs out hardback of Congo to make obscure reference*
... oh
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 3:58, archived)
# Bagpiping
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:14, archived)
# You know what? That's nothing!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:04, archived)
# whoah!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I'll post this and go to bed
Night all
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:55, archived)
# turn over!!!!
Hmm sexeh tiems! (say kim jong il style)
was alot funnier in my head. probably..i hope...
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:20, archived)