mum just phoned to ask why i wasn't at the pubi asked her which one of the 17 pubs in the area i was meant to be at, since no-one had bothered to phone me, then told her to fuck off and hung up.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:52,
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If I had three hundred mile-long arms, I'd be hugging you, right now..
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:55,
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