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[challenge entry] probably 30 years too late...

From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:27, archived)
# fuck this christmas shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
# i'm completely indifferent
but its time off work :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# i don't work
so i haven't even got that to look forward to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I'm with you on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# i am not having a good day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Chin-up, smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:38, archived)
# not that easy
found out today that the new year's eve ticket i reserved weeks ago has been sold to someone else and everywhere is now sold out.
also, the whole faily went out tonight for a banquet i couldn't eat. they were supposed to phone me after the meal to tell me which pub to meet them in as i'm on incoming calls. sat like a cunt for 2 hours, no fucker phoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I avoid my family like the plague - they're nowhere near as nice as the people I call friends.
I don't know the ins-and-outs of your own situation, but if they can treat you like that, then they're not worth a moment of your time.

Come to London.
We'll put a smile on that face..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:48, archived)
# this is why i'm spending the weekend getting pissed with my mates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I'll drink to that..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:52, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:50, archived)
# mum just phoned to ask why i wasn't at the pub
i asked her which one of the 17 pubs in the area i was meant to be at, since no-one had bothered to phone me, then told her to fuck off and hung up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:52, archived)
# If I had three hundred mile-long arms, I'd be hugging you, right now..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeehah!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha
Very nicely done and a great film. Sums it up :).
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:05, archived)