while I was looking for it, I found this:

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Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:25,
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I'm now (involuntarily) on linux and I have no idea how to install programs. I can't edit photos or make pictures. I looked at a few guides and they just waffle off into configuring updates.
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Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:48,
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