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T-shirt here: bit.ly/gYkwxE
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:47, archived)
# I approve of this.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Turn that coffee into tea.
Then I'll steal the lot.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Coffee vs Tea?
I'd suggest it as an image comp, but I have done twice already...

Coffee wins anyway. James Bond thinks so:
“I don’t drink tea. I hate it. It’s mud. Moreover, it’s one of the main reasons for the downfall of the British Empire. Be a good girl and make me some coffee.”
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 2:36, archived)
# I have a coffee vs tea picture somewhere
while I was looking for it, I found this:

(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:25, archived)
# Ha ha!
I'm now (involuntarily) on linux and I have no idea how to install programs. I can't edit photos or make pictures. I looked at a few guides and they just waffle off into configuring updates.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:48, archived)
# Ubuntu?
I personally use apt for installing stuff. So in a terminal type sudo apt-get install packagename

to search packages, sudo apt-cache search keyword

if it's some other distro you might have to replace apt with yum. Send me a gaz/email if you're really stuck.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 5:40, archived)
# Sending...
Grrr.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Add a smoking jacket and slippers and you've made a sale.
Hell, you've made a sale anyway. Shitty Australian biscuits.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 2:38, archived)
# Hoi, stop insulting our awesome biccies, go have an iced vovo.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:20, archived)
# Sorry man,
This place is great, except for the biscuits.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Does understanding this involve Dr. Who?
After careful research on Wikipedia, I have determined that I am an imbecile.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 3:20, archived)
# Wikipedia makes everyone look like an imbecile
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Not everyone, Pedro.
I happen to be their go-to guy if there's something in an article they're not sure about.
They send me a note telling me what article to look at, then I send them a short writeup to put in place until a specialized expert can be found.
My real name is Stub, by the way. You've probably seen a lot my stuff on there; it usually says, "This article is a Stub, you can help Wikipedia by expanding it"
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:05, archived)
# I am not touching your stub
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:07, archived)
# I urge you to expand it for the sake of Wikipedia!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:08, archived)
# did you notice the head start stub had over nub
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:16, archived)
# needs more rub
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:21, archived)
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(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:28, archived)
# I thought that was a clever fake but apparently not.
Do you know what it's from? I think that's Shirley Temple...

s'ok, I got it. It's Baby Take A Bow. She's actually untying him (it says here)
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:37, archived)
# It is certainly Shirley Temple, but I dont know what movie it is from
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 4:38, archived)
# Oh shit, he's forgotten the safety word!
 
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Isn't the Stub sort of like the Stig?
Have you just revealed the secret identity of the Stub? You cheeky bastard! There had better be a lucrative book deal involved!
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 5:22, archived)
# Glass, bottle, bottle, glass.
Wot?
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 3:49, archived)