Why is the bride never happy?Because she never marries the best man!
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:32,
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what's green and pear-shaped?a pear
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:34,
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What sits on the end of your finger and scares you? The bogeyman.
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Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:38,
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what did the biscuit say when he got run over?oh crumbs
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Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:40,
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Why do you call a man with a seagull on his head?Cliff
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Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42,
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What did the kit-kat say when he got run over?"OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT HURTS! FUCK, CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE!"
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42,
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Why do birds hold one leg up off the ground?Because if they held both legs up they'd fall over!
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Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:47,
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