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Morning b3tans

I can't believe the board hasn't moved since I went to bed, Sir Clive would turn in his grave

Right, I'm going to have a shit and then I'm off to see a man about a dog. What are you upto today my fellow b3tards.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:18, archived)

He didn't do so well on Celebrity Mastermind.

But I still love his beardy face.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:20, archived)

He was busy thinking of new ways of Eco transportation

To concentrate on mastermind.

Either that or he was thinking about hot and brainy sex with carol vorderman.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:24, archived)

I dunno I might've considered her the anti-Clive

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:27, archived)

If they had sex the universe would implode

In a matter/anti matter clash.

Or am I thinking of hawking and vorderman.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:37, archived)

Can hawkings have sex?

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Paul_P, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:43, archived)

Hawking is the overmind, he gorges on minds like Vorderman's who have broken the rules.

When it comes to Ragnarok he will begin to feast on her after catching her in his robotic talons while she was doing her unscrupulous deeds.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:44, archived)

Think of the children..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)

brother of him:

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)

Access Denied.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)

It would have been Steve Carell

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)

I have to use glitter pens to liven up a school bag.

Not mine.
I hate glitter.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)