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# I admitted to myself that I don't have that level of self-regulating control around booze
so I just didn't drink at all.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Yeah I think that'll be the way forward from here on in.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# it'll only be for a few days
then you can wet the babys head with a right good knees up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I drove back from the hospital in the snow after 19 or more hours of Mrs Chutney squeezing through the night
Got in made a coffee, poured a glass of whisky, sat at the kitchen table.... then woke up face down on the same table 5 hours later with both cup and glass still in front not a sip taken from either.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I trust you necked the whisky and then put yourself to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)
# When my first was born after 36 hours...
...I got home at 4am and had the largest G&T I've ever drunk, as the sun came up.

I fell asleep, only to be woken at 7am by the missus saying "Are you coming in then or what". Fortunately the hospital was a short walk from the house.

My second is due in 4 weeks, but now the hospital is miles away :(
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# We have a hospital just round the corner from us, where they've just closed the damn mat ward!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)