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[challenge entry] Breaking up the otherwise mindless tedium of Strategic Missile Defence Surveillance...


'Ning b3ta. I trust we've all got our smashing pance on today?

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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha I wouldn't be suprised
and I have decided to en-liven the day by foregoing pants today!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Rock and roll Chutters!
I am still defiantly without progeny. Due date minus 7. Man this waiting around is frustrating...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I know that feeling
Mrs Chutney was +3 days over, I spent the last 2 weeks with the car keys in the pocket of whatever I was wearing 24 hours a day, going slowly mad from coffee & tension... *man hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Totally this.
I made a yummy roast lamb yesterday and was playing the wine quantities surveying game all evening...

"well I've had 2 glasses, but they were only small, and it's been spread over about 3 hours and a big meal - surely I can have another one while I watch the footy and still be OK if it all kicks off..."
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I admitted to myself that I don't have that level of self-regulating control around booze
so I just didn't drink at all.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Yeah I think that'll be the way forward from here on in.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# it'll only be for a few days
then you can wet the babys head with a right good knees up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I drove back from the hospital in the snow after 19 or more hours of Mrs Chutney squeezing through the night
Got in made a coffee, poured a glass of whisky, sat at the kitchen table.... then woke up face down on the same table 5 hours later with both cup and glass still in front not a sip taken from either.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I trust you necked the whisky and then put yourself to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)
# When my first was born after 36 hours...
...I got home at 4am and had the largest G&T I've ever drunk, as the sun came up.

I fell asleep, only to be woken at 7am by the missus saying "Are you coming in then or what". Fortunately the hospital was a short walk from the house.

My second is due in 4 weeks, but now the hospital is miles away :(
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# We have a hospital just round the corner from us, where they've just closed the damn mat ward!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
swerving all the way to the hospital.

have a nice big curry tonight, that'll get things moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I think we were so lucky
Progeny #1 arrived bang on due date and within 4 hours of arriving at hospital
Progeny #2 arrived 2 days early and within 5 hours of hospital arrival
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Good skills.
Although I have a friend whose wife holds the record.

He has a car park entrance ticket at the hospital timed at 10.50am, and cut the cord at 11.15am that same day.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# was she pre-greased?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Mrs H was always strangely unamused when I suggested a jar of goose fat for the 'things to include in the hospital bag' sessions in our ante-natal classes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# we went the
full 2 weeks over and induction...not a good course of events. if it comes to induction, one word, remember and repeat it over and over...epidural, epidural, epidural.
(prostheses, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Ning Baz! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Good 'ning Mr Ninj. All well?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Fine ta sir!
How's your smashing self? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Anxious...
see replies to TMOC up ^ there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Ooh!
All the best mate, *paces up and down* for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:09, archived)
# what a WOPR
I still have last night's pance on given that I am still in my pyjamas as I'm full of the man-cold
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Ah Man Flu. Possibly the most debilitating illness on the face of the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
# *prays for a miracle*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Jim-Jams *and* Pance?
I think that breaks several EU dictates and possibly even the Geneva Convention.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)
# would you like to play a game?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, Tactical Nuclear Defence Screen plays you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
#
How about a nice game of chess?
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I love this.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)