Breaking up the otherwise mindless tedium of Strategic Missile Defence Surveillance...
From the Make Boring Jobs Interesting challenge. See all 104 entries (closed)
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From the Make Boring Jobs Interesting challenge. See all 104 entries (closed)
( , Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:43, archived)
hahaha I wouldn't be suprised
and I have decided to en-liven the day by foregoing pants today!
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:46,
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Rock and roll Chutters!
I am still defiantly without progeny. Due date minus 7. Man this waiting around is frustrating...
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:47,
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I know that feeling
Mrs Chutney was +3 days over, I spent the last 2 weeks with the car keys in the pocket of whatever I was wearing 24 hours a day, going slowly mad from coffee & tension... *man hugs*
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:51,
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Totally this.
I made a yummy roast lamb yesterday and was playing the wine quantities surveying game all evening...
"well I've had 2 glasses, but they were only small, and it's been spread over about 3 hours and a big meal - surely I can have another one while I watch the footy and still be OK if it all kicks off..."
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:54,
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"well I've had 2 glasses, but they were only small, and it's been spread over about 3 hours and a big meal - surely I can have another one while I watch the footy and still be OK if it all kicks off..."
I admitted to myself that I don't have that level of self-regulating control around booze
so I just didn't drink at all.
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:56,
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Yeah I think that'll be the way forward from here on in.
*shudders*
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:59,
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it'll only be for a few days
then you can wet the babys head with a right good knees up.
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:01,
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I drove back from the hospital in the snow after 19 or more hours of Mrs Chutney squeezing through the night
Got in made a coffee, poured a glass of whisky, sat at the kitchen table.... then woke up face down on the same table 5 hours later with both cup and glass still in front not a sip taken from either.
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:04,
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When my first was born after 36 hours...
...I got home at 4am and had the largest G&T I've ever drunk, as the sun came up.
I fell asleep, only to be woken at 7am by the missus saying "Are you coming in then or what". Fortunately the hospital was a short walk from the house.
My second is due in 4 weeks, but now the hospital is miles away :(
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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I fell asleep, only to be woken at 7am by the missus saying "Are you coming in then or what". Fortunately the hospital was a short walk from the house.
My second is due in 4 weeks, but now the hospital is miles away :(
We have a hospital just round the corner from us, where they've just closed the damn mat ward!
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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hahaha
swerving all the way to the hospital.
have a nice big curry tonight, that'll get things moving.
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:57,
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have a nice big curry tonight, that'll get things moving.
Good skills.
Although I have a friend whose wife holds the record.
He has a car park entrance ticket at the hospital timed at 10.50am, and cut the cord at 11.15am that same day.
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:58,
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He has a car park entrance ticket at the hospital timed at 10.50am, and cut the cord at 11.15am that same day.
Mrs H was always strangely unamused when I suggested a jar of goose fat for the 'things to include in the hospital bag' sessions in our ante-natal classes...
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:01,
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we went the
full 2 weeks over and induction...not a good course of events. if it comes to induction, one word, remember and repeat it over and over...epidural, epidural, epidural.
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:30,
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what a WOPR
I still have last night's pance on given that I am still in my pyjamas as I'm full of the man-cold
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:48,
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Ah Man Flu. Possibly the most debilitating illness on the face of the planet.
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Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:52,
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