He'd also miss out on stories like thisI was double fisting Camilla Parker-Bowels yesterday when embarrassingly my phone rang; however, as it was set on vibrate and I was holding it in my left hand at the time - the hand that was elbow deep in her fufu - it had the added effect of bringing her staight off like a fucking concorde. A niagara of piss and juices flooded the room drowning the footman who was helping me and her vaspasms broke both bones in my wrist.
Still, I got an MBE out of it.
(Still, I got an MBE out of it.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43,
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I wondered where they kept all the MBEsCheers for that!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:45,
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You don't want to know where the knighthoods are stored Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:47,
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