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# Hallo, B3TA!
My first post of the new year :D

Was away over the festive period, but still did quite a few drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*breathes*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# ooh, there's drawings of boobs and pants too
*furiously wanks self until cock resembles pepparami*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Use the Ignore Button, Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# and miss out on all this cartoon furry porn?
not on your life
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# What "furry porn"?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# He'd also miss out on stories like this
I was double fisting Camilla Parker-Bowels yesterday when embarrassingly my phone rang; however, as it was set on vibrate and I was holding it in my left hand at the time - the hand that was elbow deep in her fufu - it had the added effect of bringing her staight off like a fucking concorde. A niagara of piss and juices flooded the room drowning the footman who was helping me and her vaspasms broke both bones in my wrist.

Still, I got an MBE out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I wondered where they kept all the MBEs
Cheers for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# You don't want to know where the knighthoods are stored
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Oh, the
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Oh, the redex?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# What could you ever mean?
hehehe....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)
#
My new favourite joke on irony
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# hehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Very Gneiss?
(Mackeson_drinker, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Isn't pepparami your starting point?
*frots a cheese grater*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# your LOLing
made me CQTM
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# :D
I read that as 'Slanket', and was very confused indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# JPG
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Good Afternoon, my fine fellow!
How's the world with you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Pretty darned good at the moment, thank you, sir.
And yourself? I see you shall be attending Purplestock, if you recognise me without looking at my facebook or profile I shall treat you to a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Forgive me, if my ailing memory is letting me down,
but I was sure we met at a London bash a while back - or was that all a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# We did indeed
There are even a couple of pictures of us stood near each other, however, I look nothing like I did then :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Has Gok Wan been interfering with you?
I meant that in a 'makeover' sense, not the... Oh, you know what I mean.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Oooh, I love "drawings"
But "few" looks a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Tiny head :)
Was actually smaller before I tweaked it in Photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# What?
You tweak in photoshop?

This is an outrage!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I usually draw straight into Photoshop.
Didn't have my Cintiq for that one. Had to do the lineart the old fashioned way.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Has anyone ever managed to do that perpetual motion thing with a slinky on an escalator?
Yay for return of SA.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I suspect that won't work
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Yeah yeah in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Theorist!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)
# But isn't the escalator's movement
adding potential energy to the slinky, thus making it alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# You'd need a really fast escalator.
Health & Safety don't allow such things.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# So you've tried it then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Not with a slinky.
I used a homeless person.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Arf..... all parents have made that mistake.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)