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# my cat used to scare the shit
out of me. I would wake up to a big black cat face 2 inches from mine. I swear the little bastard enjoyed doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Good thing that you woke up . . . or you might not wake up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:17, archived)
# At least it was the face, not the arse!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)
# very true.
He reserved the arse in face for when I tried to feed him anything less than caviar.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:28, archived)
# My brother's cat likes to leap from the wardrobe onto his stomach in the middle of the night.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:31, archived)