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hard ones do
in jars of formaldehyde on their mantlepieces
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17,
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cows don't have mantlepieces
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:19,
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rappers do!
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:20,
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but they're not cows
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:21,
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I never said that they was...
and neither did the pic say that cows had bolloxs. It just said vets get a bit of jip off'em.
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24,
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cows don't have jip
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:25,
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actually that's all they have
that, and milk, and meat, and skin for jackets. but that's all they have.
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28,
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so no teasmades, then?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:30,
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the hire those as well you know.
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31,
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do they borrow teabags off chickens?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32,
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yes,
they give them back used.. The chickens fucking hate them for it; but they forget the next day.
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36,
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does this work if you borrow money off them?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39,
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I just checked
They have good accountants. so no.
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:48,
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bugger
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:51,
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some used to have dignity :(
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31,
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why did you have to go bring that up
do you really want to start another world war?
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35,
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it needed saying
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:37,
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exactly
i'd haunt someone who persistently stuck their fist up my bottom and rotated my babies :(
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:26,
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i find the thought of arse-facilitated baby rotating curiously amusing
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31,
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once again you're linking the two up
The vet fisted them up the arse. That's job one. Job two was the baby spinning and we've not been told how that's done. We can only guess a this stage.
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33,
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my money's on some form of elastic band-powered spinning device
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35,
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:)
a fine wager.. Who will take it up? What will the stakes be?
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38,
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my money's on a rotovator
*not really sure what one of those is though*
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40,
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a pint of milk and a quick pig ride
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:41,
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Is that a euphemism?
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:49,
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no!
what are you implying?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:51,
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summon the police!!
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:23,
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you know nothing of the animal world do you?
they have so got mantlepieces...and teasmades too for that matter ;P
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:22,
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this is only beause they have excess milk
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24,
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and hobnobs
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28,
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chocolate ones, i trust
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32,
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i assume different cows have different biscuiting requisites
but i haven't researched the matter too deeply
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36,
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and here was me
thinking that the love of chocolate hobnobs was a universal constant
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38,
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silly
there are such things as vegan cows you know
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39,
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i refute any food-based principle
that denies us chocolate hobnobs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:41,
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