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# funnel be damned
don't try eating a sausage dinner when you're pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# pfft
sausage dinner
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# imagine having that on your death certificate
you'd die of shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I want mine to say "Death due to Misadventure"
So that people will think my sex life was more interesting than it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# i want mine to say
"death due to zombie attack"
then i can reanimate and bite the coroner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# "Held back the zombies single-handed for 72 hours"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# hell, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)