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# But none of Jeremy's magnificent teefs.
Tis a slow time on the board... How goes it, Ghosty?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Well obviously they'll grow in with time.
not too bad. At work. Dealing with idiots.
Just had to deal with someone at the other place that was giving shit to one of my staff as they'd booked a non-en suite double room for £50 and assumed they would get an en suite.
When they got exactly what they booked for they started shouting at people.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Do you get anyone saying:
"Haven't you heard of the phrase 'the customer is always right'?"
And then they proceed to look like a smug bastard and expect you to fold to their irrefutable logic?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Yes I have.
I just politely tell them the phrase is actually, 'The customer always thinks they are right.'
I did have a complaint against me once with a booking agency as a guest demanded, 'Why are you so fucking fat?' to which I replied, 'Because each time I fuck your mother she gives me a pie.'
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)