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# hahaha, nice :) this is also well timed, I have just 'politely' turned away some JW's from the door
they looked surprised that someone had actually opened the door to them
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# you should have invited them in
then left the room, returned naked holding a wooden spoon and a large jar of mayonnaise.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
saw someone drink vodka and mayonaise on tv last night.

blurgh 0_0
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# was it a chaser for a whisky and egg?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# ... Again?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# *imagines*
*runs to toilet*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# i get them round here every other week
peddling their spiritual pyramid scheme
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)
# I saw two ladies outside my house looking lost
I asked if they were ok and they said they were fine, and that they were witnesses.

I asked them what they'd witnessed ....before I realised what they were on about.

Doh!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)
# you should have thrown a stone at them every time they said "Jehovah"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# sell them a beard.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)