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# Hey!
People are saying I'm you! It's a travesty! There is not a trace of gel or hams in my pics. How's it goin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I thought you were too
I think it's the smell . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Which area of me have you been sniffing?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Yes well, it's my overactive sweat glands caused by eating too many swan pituitaries during my privileged childhood.
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS OUR LITTLE SECRET.

Edit: Oh, you meant HIM. Well that's alright then.

*shuffles away*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# It's going okay.
People aren't saying you look like me as well are they? I was planning a particularly complicated murder at an upcoming high society gathering and am in need of a doppelganger in order to see it through, Belgian detectives notwithstanding of course.

(I saw that pic and thought the ballsack was particularly well executed.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Cheers! I resisted the urge to use... self reference... for that.
Does this gentleman possess a meticulously waxed affectation of the upper lip? If so, say no more. My services are at your disposal.
Gazzed you by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Yes he does, although I fear it will be nigh in impossible to thwart his tenaciousness.
I've replied to yer Gaz!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)