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# Yeah, cheers, Lord. Nice one!
*plays 7 minute drum solo*
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:30, archived)
# A man goes to a pacific island for vacation.
As the boat nears, he notices the constant sound of drumming. As he gets off the boat, he asks a native how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says "very bad when drumming stops."
Later that day, the drumming is still going and it is really starting to get to him. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been spooked. "Very bad when drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.

After a couple of days with little sleep, the man had had enough. He grabbed the first native he saw, slammed him up against a tree, and shouted, "What happens when the drumming stops?!"

The native replied, "Bass solo."
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# You're clearly a lead guitarist.
*quits band & leaves in the only van*
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha...... I am a lead guitarist....
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)
# *weeps openly*
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Ooooooooh Lawdy !
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)
# oh ffs
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)
# I had to sit through two hours of Mark King last year :'(
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Googles Mark King.....
Feels sorry for you.....
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)