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# Evening Gaspy.
Couple of years ago in my town, there used to be an old man that would escape from the old people's home. He'd manage to break out every couple of weeks or so and they'd get the police helicopter out to look for him and take him back.

He's dead now.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Does he escape from his coffin every few weeks now?
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# If he did, they should just let him go. That's determination.
Unless he does it for the thrill of the chase.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIM ALIVE, COPPERS!
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I think the police were just happy to get to use the helicopter.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# i don't blame them
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
# we used to have
a mad woman near us who used to wee in peoples milk bottles

quite a skill when you think about it
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# For a lass, yeah, I suppose it is.
Not really the best party trick though ...
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
# funnel
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# That was her show name in the old music halls.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# good job she never called herself belle elmore
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Welcome back from your indefinite absence, Fluffsocks!
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Thankies.
I'll try and stay around a bit longer this time...
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)