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# Hiya
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# have
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# is it on Youtube?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# xtube
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Heya Old Weezer
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:51, archived)
# crazy frog has let himself go
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# did
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Haha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# he'll never get in tesco looking like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# say no to drugs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Evening Gaspy.
Couple of years ago in my town, there used to be an old man that would escape from the old people's home. He'd manage to break out every couple of weeks or so and they'd get the police helicopter out to look for him and take him back.

He's dead now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Does he escape from his coffin every few weeks now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# If he did, they should just let him go. That's determination.
Unless he does it for the thrill of the chase.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIM ALIVE, COPPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I think the police were just happy to get to use the helicopter.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# i don't blame them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
# we used to have
a mad woman near us who used to wee in peoples milk bottles

quite a skill when you think about it
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# For a lass, yeah, I suppose it is.
Not really the best party trick though ...
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
# funnel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# That was her show name in the old music halls.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# good job she never called herself belle elmore
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Welcome back from your indefinite absence, Fluffsocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Thankies.
I'll try and stay around a bit longer this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Tartan wheelie trollies ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# i've got one
well, i've got 2, but one is knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Too much racing, eh?
Yeah, the wheels are pretty shit..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# yes they are
but they're damn handy if you don't want to get a bus 3 stops
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I thought about getting one before because my arms are weak and I dislike carrying things,
but where I live, the street are mainly cobbled. Plus, I'm in my twenties and I'd look like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# i'm only mid-thirties
but can't carry anything even remotely heavy, so it really is great for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Do you have a tartan one?
I don't think I've ever actually seen a shop for them...
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:22, archived)
# it is tartan, yes
i think it's from T.J Hughes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# i'm sure i saw him going towards the lidl today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# is that
a Jewish tartan?
www.jewishtartan.com/jewishtartanhistory.htm
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# I thought all tartan variants were a marketing scam
designed to sell huge amounts of fabric to idiot tourists
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Fully operational.
And full to the brim with cans of Big Soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# he needs vader to smush the big bits of potato up a bit though
his gums aint what they were
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)
# "You wantsh thish, don't you?"
*pats colostomy bag on lap*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)