he's sayin' to his mate 'there's the train station,let's get the fuck out of here'
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Elvis impersonator,
Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:03,
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he's pointing at the sun
they can't work out if they should worship it or run away from it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:04,
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Worship it
I'm an old Inca at heart
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Elvis impersonator,
Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:09,
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is that why your dining table
has grooves for the sacrificial blood to run off?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:13,
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Aw man, if I ever own a dining table, I'm totally doing this.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:14,
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i've got a dining table
but it's a shitty B&M one. if i tried to cut grooves into it, it'd die the death of shoddy MDF
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:18,
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You want a proper wooden top table, with a good varnish afterwards.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:29,
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i had one
but my kitchen is very small, so i swapped it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:31,
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