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# *pens sternly worded letter*
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Being a parish councillor I am often on the receiving end of "sternly-worded-letters"

Most are just grumpy and petty, but a really good one can raise the odd chuckle. I tell you, it is an art form!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Do any of them use the term 'why oh why?'
pleasesayyes:o)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Never had a why-o-why
but many more than statistically possible start out "I feel it is my DUTY to point out....

"Dr Mr Chutney,
I feel it is my DUTY to point out the disgraceful state of THE BINS! The bins are a shocking mess, they disgust sane minded people and terrify small children, not to mention the Rats and Badgers!"

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# They call you Mr Chutney
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:00, archived)
# They call me Mr Bombastic
say me fantastic,
touch me on me butt
they say I'm Mr. Ro..oooooooooohhhhhhhhmantic
*shaggies*
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:08, archived)
# :O well it wasn't me
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Yoy!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:10, archived)