O_o
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:51,
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i meant your bollocks, of coursei haven't got any
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:52,
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Bollock ownership established ... so who'd be cutting, and who'd be eating?dammit one of these has to make the stats page one day!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:57,
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i'd like to cut his bollocks off, but i don't think it'd be wisemy eyesight is poor, i'd only end up cutting his cock off by mistake
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Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:06,
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And all because I served you spotted dick with custard!Remind me never to really offend you! ;)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:17,
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'Call H-A-L for service'
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:24,
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Well, in that case, would you care for a garlic infused butter bollock?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:58,
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can i save it till later?i'm having scrambled eggs right now, y'see
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Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:02,
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Of course, pudding will be spotted dick and vanilla custard.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:03,
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spotted dick, yescustard? hell, no
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Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:07,
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Blasphemy!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:11,
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custard is some nasty shitand i don't like vanilla, unless it's ice cream
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Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:13,
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