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# quick, dirty, toapy. The Unholy Trinity.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Try smallotry for 30 days
Good stuff sirrah
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# C'mere, you...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Hooray!
*hugglefies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# And what if I don't want two wives?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Then you may play with the proper metal Meccano set.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Jingoistic frenzy? There's an app for that.
'Ning JPG. Ning peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Morning, young Headwound!
All well?
Any tips for dealing with a 9-Alarm hangover?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Easy - more drink.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
# The perpetrator (organiser) of last night's atrocity
has just suggested exactly that. 2 more Berocca and a Red Bull might sway me into agreeing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# :o( Red Bull *voms*
One morning after a particularly boozy do a mate of mine was clearing up, and cracked the last fresh red bull from the fridge, supped a bit of it, and carried on clearing. Came back to it 5 minutes later, and took a big pull of last night's warm flat red bull, liberally topped up with vodka

:O
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Oh, don't get me wrong - it's a truly evil concoction.
But the 'jump start a fucked-up body' effect it imparts is second to none. Or a Nun, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:01, archived)
# lots of milk and lots of toast with marmite
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# :D
HUMAN RIGHTS NONSENSE was yesterday's headline - I had my wonderful Gran (who I adore) harping on at me in a very ill informed way about it. Bless her folksy bigotry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# It's a bother, isn't it?
My countdown timer is set to about 5 minutes in every conversation with my mother before she comes out some fantastically casual racist remark.

It's so depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
# indeed
I suppose my Gran was raised by a Victorian so... perhaps that explains some of it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# What a shame, I don't own a smart arse phone.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Yet again showing that you are wise beyond your years.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# hahah
my mum has started reading The Mail.

Now I KNOW I was adopted
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ye Gods!
You must deal with that toot sweet.

*prods* you up for beerage next week?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I could be persuaded
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# When small fry was born, my parents in law turned up proudly bearing the newspapers from the day of her birth...
Mail and Telegraph :o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)