Your computer is possessed: Douse with holy water. If you can't find holy water; normal water will do.
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arrangedletters,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:26,
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Throwing internet rocks at your Government of choice, together.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:36,
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complicatedly acronymed so as to be illegible to outsiders
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arrangedletters,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:42,
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