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# I did once eat something that tasted like a PP9
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Shocking!
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# haha battery-licker
oh fuck - I can taste battery now just from thinking about it!

on the same topic - did you know that if you imagine squeezing an orange into a glass and then pretend to drink it, then your brain tastes orange. This doesn't work with everyone, but one that does tend to is tipping your head back and pretending to shake salt into your open mouth from a salt-cellar - your brain will taste salt!
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I often do this with alcohol
unfortunately the pretend Police pulled me over for a pretend breathalyzer yesterday. I got several pretend points on my license.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I pretended to snort cocaine and then pretended to talk shit
oh, wait.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# pretendlols
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# try the salt thing
it really works
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# You're suppose to pretend to use a salt-shaker!
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# and do it in front of lots of people
an office works best
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Someone will throw a crumpled up note into your mouth basketball style.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)