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# It's got a warm slot
so I guess it might be near enough for some people....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# unplug it first, though
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# mmm
a hot bagel smothered in soft cheese. Perfect for a bready shag and doubles up as a lovely snack afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Salad Cream
or Mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# can I go for Heinz sandwich spread?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I thought better of you Mr Savalas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# mmmm
nice vinegary slimy gherkiny sandwich spread, all rammed under my foreskin and down my jappa.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Actually, that does sound appealing.
appealing sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# you'll be popping out for a jar tomorrow
but best wait until you've paid for it and left the shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# bleurgh to both
best served with a crushed zinc-carbon battery garnish, and a K-Y jus
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# have Gaviscon with that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)