toast? rubbish? i suppose you eat bread raw, you barbarian!
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Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:23,
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Why do you think they have toastie, and hyper mega super toastie loaves?
So you have the lowest toast:soft bread ratio possible. That toast is a 2 setting, barely. More bread than toast. Don't tell me you like toast; I see through your golden breadcrumb veil of lies.
Being squashed and hot doesn't make it a good sandwich. A bit of gooey cheese can, I admit, make a nice change. But just put it in the microwave for 30 secs and spread it on. It'll save you 5 minutes and you won't have to use shit chiabattawhatever bread in a vain attempt to make something authentically italian.