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# Oh yeah, perfect!
perfect!You hear zombies!

You wake up!

You deftly detach the shield table top neatly dropping your glasses on the floor and spilling a glass of water on your paperback but never mind that ZOMBIES!

You unscrew the table leg ready to swat some putrifying neighbours and then . . .

YEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWCH! as you stand on the screw thread left by the table leg The pain being much worse than anything zombies could inflict . . .

Having said that . . . Woo!

EDIT: Having said that . . . you bloody thief! *weary sigh*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Zombies are the crappest adversaries ever.
Defence? "Walk away quickly".

In 28 Days Later they were NOT zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:48, archived)
# In the Dawn of the Dead remake they were bloody fast though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# And still shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:59, archived)
# haha I like how you clarify that in 28 Days Later that they were NOT Zombies
like there is a difference between the living dead, evil, virus infected, sunlight-hating beings. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Yes. Yes there is, and it's VERY important!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
# If you are infected by a zombie you become a zombie hence it's a virus
and not exclusively the dead coming to life. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)