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# For when the Zombies attack
(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:19, archived)
# * Steels idea
* Patents
* Profits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:21, archived)
# it's already stolen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Tineye likes this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:22, archived)
# This was actually a real invention from a girl afraid of the dark
who was on that reality design programme for that French designer ... someone so famous I can't remember his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Jean-Marie le Pen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# No, he was the founder of Paper-Mate.
/consider my coat to have already been well and truly gotten.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# the girl's name is james mcadam :)
www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# 4 years, 2 months and 7 days
I assume you know where /links is located
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Oh yeah, perfect!
perfect!You hear zombies!

You wake up!

You deftly detach the shield table top neatly dropping your glasses on the floor and spilling a glass of water on your paperback but never mind that ZOMBIES!

You unscrew the table leg ready to swat some putrifying neighbours and then . . .

YEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWCH! as you stand on the screw thread left by the table leg The pain being much worse than anything zombies could inflict . . .

Having said that . . . Woo!

EDIT: Having said that . . . you bloody thief! *weary sigh*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Zombies are the crappest adversaries ever.
Defence? "Walk away quickly".

In 28 Days Later they were NOT zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:48, archived)
# In the Dawn of the Dead remake they were bloody fast though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# And still shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:59, archived)
# haha I like how you clarify that in 28 Days Later that they were NOT Zombies
like there is a difference between the living dead, evil, virus infected, sunlight-hating beings. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Yes. Yes there is, and it's VERY important!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
# If you are infected by a zombie you become a zombie hence it's a virus
and not exclusively the dead coming to life. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# HEY GUYS I FOUND A PIKCHUR ON THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# QUICK TELL B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# TBH I have the impression if they do posts like that
it questions the authenticity or originality of their recent fp.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:40, archived)
# not saying anything
chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/c568cc0e-3e9b-4bc1-99f4-31c78baafbd2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:45, archived)
# someone has similar idea to someone else on internet shocker
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# READ MORE ON PAGE 6
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:04, archived)
# how about posting something YOU made?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:30, archived)
# There is a flaw to your plan though

*Pulls table apart*
*dons shield*
*wields bat*
*skewers foot on spike metal now protruding from floor*
*gets zombified*

juicy brained ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Are you glad I let you go first?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Dear Mr Coyote,
If you're confused, READ THE FUCKING FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:31, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:36, archived)
# ^ I actually own that shirt
Dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:56, archived)
# +glasses+book+wallpaper+posters+lampshade+R2D2+erection
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Quit being a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:00, archived)
# pfffft
love these!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
#
Looks like something from an old Reeves and Mortimer show. I like!
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)