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# I think I should patent this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# right, i'm off to poundland
twenty times?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Not
quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)
# i didn't study retail maths :(
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I suppose
you could go 20 times and tell them to keep the change.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# .....
www.seriouseats.com/2008/07/wake-n-bacon-alarm-clock-the-best-sleepending.html
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Right. I'm off to my solicitors!
Also ...
FUCKSOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I prefer.........
This wake and bacon..
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Best of all the bacon-based early morning alarm systems.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Who knew there where so many?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:47, archived)
# everytime!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)
# It is a better idea to keep food out of your bedroom
You will have a better nights sleep if your bedroom is isolated to only sex/sleep/sleep/sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Link piss!
Damn. Will leave mine there anyway.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Just get a pissjug from your local chemist
You won't get bacon but you will be able to piss in a jug while lying down.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# THINK ABOUT THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Imagine being so rich
you had a Pissjug AND a Baconsmade!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:48, archived)
# no
the sacrifice of a sedentary lifestyle is that you can't eat a lot of salt or fat if you want to live.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)
# political correctness gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Bacccooooon!
Fuck yeah! Someone already invented a bacon alarm-clock though
www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2008/07/alarm-clock-wak/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:28, archived)
# You can't stop the bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)