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# i had a haircut once, didn't like it.
i don't own a monocle.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# did the hairdresser burn your neck?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Up to you
if you don't want to move on in life.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# with an attitude like that you'll never climb the social ladder
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
# ok.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:57, archived)
# you also need a top hat and cravat
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:58, archived)
# And spats.
A gentleman without spats is no gentleman.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# And a crushed maroon velvet smoking jacket.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# She never said wear a monocle
She said get one, implying that you didn't have one and needed to make said purchase.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:00, archived)
# You just brought that up
because you know I'm the only monocle seller on here.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:03, archived)