oh yes
when I'm in charge all primates must wear fez's. Rule 1
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Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:00,
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just the monkeys
if I overdo the fez quotient there's always the danger of devaluing it. no one wants a repeat of the infamous 1910 Fez depression
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Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:40,
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does that mean i get a fez?
apparently, they're cool.
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Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:47,
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it's in my manifesto
it cannot be undone, unless I get into power in which case all bets are off and I jump into bed with the first big business donor that bats their eyes at me
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Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:50,
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