This is the Leg-mashing machine.
As you can see, Mr. Jones has made the error of only mashing his lower leg. Whole leg now, Mr. Jones! By following these rules, you and your colleagues can ensure that YOUR workplace is full of mashed-the-fuck-up legs.
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Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:51,
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"and this machine will remove his zombified leg before the infection spreads through his body"
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Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:58,
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