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(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:45, archived)
# he's dropped his wanking spanner....
"quick" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)
# *steals wanking spanner*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:51, archived)
# This is the Leg-mashing machine.
As you can see, Mr. Jones has made the error of only mashing his lower leg. Whole leg now, Mr. Jones! By following these rules, you and your colleagues can ensure that YOUR workplace is full of mashed-the-fuck-up legs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:51, archived)
# We have one of these in our gym
This guy did a schoolboy error
(JoePesky, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# "and this machine will remove his zombified leg before the infection spreads through his body"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Good positive attitude.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)
# it's already spread
but by the time they find out, it'll be too late.



far too late......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 0:01, archived)
# RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 1:08, archived)