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# I had a dream about Lily Allen last night
Me and N'Dubz were going fours up on her when Dappy got sucked into her minge by the strange pressures that exist therein, he was hurled around like a Barbie in a tumble dryer until eventually being spat out into an alternative dimension.

This dimension is now a better place.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# * Subsribes
Please do let me know about your next dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I had a strange dream last night
I was fastening my shoes but instead of feet I had two fish....and I remember thinking they should stay fresh till the next day then I can eat them...hmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I suggest that tonight you dream of
spit roasting Vanessa Feltz with Idi Amin.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# * Sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Would you prefer to be spit roasted by Vanessa Feltz and Idi Amin?
I hear she has an almighty clitoris.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# No Award on this Earth could encompass the
sheer horror...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# i had the usual dream
i won the lottery and did MASSIVE SHOPPING
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# all of teh
WIN!!!!!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# * Unsubsribes
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