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# I think it wants letting in...

I don't think I want that.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# He's a funky little mover, isn't he?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)
# It's a catpillar!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Have an old pea
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Pffft.
That's very silly.

You're very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# roman pillars!
roman cat
roman cat
does his business
in caesar's hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ha! also tenuous rp for comp
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# pffff
an upturned plug, that's the real enemy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# ooo yeah, that really is a killer, also kneeling on keys
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:27, archived)
# kneeling
on a drawing pin knacks. don't want to repeat that in a hurry.
(prostheses, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I used to always blame the kids
any excuse for a good hiding haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# i used to be good at hiding
behind the upright vacuum was a good place, or the coat rail in selfridges
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# the feline centipede
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)
# *cough*image title*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# i know
but i watched half an hour of the human centipede last night.
it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I've been waiting ages for the wife to go out so I can watch it
maybe this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# i wouldn't bother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Yeah they had to tweak that pitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# i've just had a very bizarre thought
about cats sewn together, one meowing up the other's arse, inflating its colon with cat noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# OMG! That's fantastic!
And you know what would make it even better? If they did it with PEOPLE! Specifically, women. Not men. Never men. That would be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# nah, that'd be crap
the only way it could be worse is if there were a fuckload of subtitles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Ukranian subtitles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
# or klingon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# ^ Cats with six tits - FTW!
and what lovely little white bras it is wearing...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# She has twice as many nipples as a normal person then.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ^ Wobbly Bloke
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# WHAT! How dare you!
I know a sleep around a bit, but I'm not a slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# the walls of the public toilets would disagree with that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# You can go off people you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# i wasn't the one writing it, you know!
*hides marker pens*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Ooo get her!
I've got a bit of a guilty soft spot for teh Allen. Her version of The Lady Is A Tramp was a hootenanny classic a couple of years back.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I preferred her rendition

of the Littlest Hobo Theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# That's a great piece of work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Are you Chandler?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# How many nipples does a naked mole rat have?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# 47 except on Sundays.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I had a dream about Lily Allen last night
Me and N'Dubz were going fours up on her when Dappy got sucked into her minge by the strange pressures that exist therein, he was hurled around like a Barbie in a tumble dryer until eventually being spat out into an alternative dimension.

This dimension is now a better place.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# * Subsribes
Please do let me know about your next dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I had a strange dream last night
I was fastening my shoes but instead of feet I had two fish....and I remember thinking they should stay fresh till the next day then I can eat them...hmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I suggest that tonight you dream of
spit roasting Vanessa Feltz with Idi Amin.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# * Sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Would you prefer to be spit roasted by Vanessa Feltz and Idi Amin?
I hear she has an almighty clitoris.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# No Award on this Earth could encompass the
sheer horror...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# i had the usual dream
i won the lottery and did MASSIVE SHOPPING
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# all of teh
WIN!!!!!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# * Unsubsribes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I for one hail our new wobbly cat overlords
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
*CLICKY*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Strangely hypnotic...
*obeys*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Haha
I was going to say that I'd let it in,
but having watched it a bit longer I'm not so sure I would
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
# hypnotic!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# awww
:D
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:16, archived)