Don't eat an animal you didn't kill yourself,
not including cellophane wrapped beasts at the supermarket, obviously.
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i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:20,
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or was killed by an aids-infested monkey
you could catch aids *and* salmonella from the same poorly-cooked bird
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boris the spider,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:31,
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