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# That's no moon
One of my hens laid this egg, as seen.
She's since transferred to the dark side i.e. two feet underground in my garden.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# You killed a chicken just because it laid a spherical egg?
That's a bit bloody summary isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Wrong season for summary justice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# summery justice sounds lovely
better than that cold and wet wintery justice... brrr
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Yeah, but the Daily Mail would be up in arms about summery justice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Nah,
Either a fox got at her, or she was ill. I forget the specifics.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Pretty clear distinction...
Fox - feathers and parts dotted everywhere.
Illness - lifeless but largely intact chicken.

Not a lot of grey area ;p

My folks used to have chickens. My dad could never bring himself to wring 'em when they were on their way out. In a farming area, he actually suffered the indignity of taking a chicken to the vet to have it put down...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# True, but...
the wavy lines come from having lost a fair few birdies to foxes and/or general death.
I forget which fate befell the artist behind this George Lucas homage.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# egg
oh, an egg comes out of chicken
egg
oh, a chicken comes out of an egg
egg
oh, an egg comes out a chicken
egg,
oh, a chicken comes out of an egg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# But which came first?
This is a trick question, as only the cocks can cum.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Unless of course the egg contains a male bird.
* Gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# 10 minutes 39 seconds of greatness
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# How sad
That's exactly what I thought when I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I doubt you thought it would be quite this badly done...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# why didn't you eat the chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Don't eat an animal you didn't kill yourself,
not including cellophane wrapped beasts at the supermarket, obviously.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
# ohh right i see, in case it died of a disease like?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# or was killed by an aids-infested monkey
you could catch aids *and* salmonella from the same poorly-cooked bird
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# sam and ella?! anyway aids isn't always bad
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)