b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10354146 (Thread)

# i'm going to take it easy tonight
last saturday i woke up still feeling a bit pissed, went straight into the toilet to brush my teeth and fainted, almost desroyed the toilet by falling against it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# hahahaha
lightweight!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# i don't understand it
i've never fainted before, and i only had my usual 8 cans, and i drank them even slower than usual, i think i was dehydrated.
whatever it was i don't want it to happen again, i ended up on the floor feeling like i got a dig from tyson, then must have blacked out again and came around while sitting against my bedroom wall.

great fun.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# i've never passed out from booze
but i've "fallen asleep" quite a few times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# ^This
what was you drinking:D
(herman:D, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# kaliber
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Can't we just go down the pub for a pint of Alec Guinness?
www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/animation/watch/v13357878MCJ73a6
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:35, archived)
# bavaria is my cheap beer of choice :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# that's because it's filthy pisswater
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:50, archived)
# pisswater :D
image59.webshots.com/59/6/5/18/2959605180075696451tXXUIa_ph.jpg
(herman:D, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# the website declined to show this webpage
why am i pleased about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# hahhaha!
he wants them to see his rocky mountain oysters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Hit refresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# seen it now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Gassy, overpriced wife-beater fuel
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# still got some vodka left
might have that later. 3 glasses means a good night's sleep and no hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# na zdorovyeh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# job twoju mat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# ni thuigim
an miste leat labhairt nois moille?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# ha! got you!
i don't speak russian, i just know that one particular sweary phrase
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:08, archived)
# i'm fluent in two languages
english and shit talk.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:17, archived)
# i'm fluent in bullshit myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# nice price
9 euros for 8 cans of bavaria here,
i could go to lidl and get some bass or excelsior for less than a euro a can, but i'd have to queue behind loads of people, fuck that.

EDIT: i found a can of karpackie in the fridge, i'll have that now :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# the lidl near me
only ever has one till open. it's like the shopping mall from the original dawn of the dead in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# they need a fucking express lane
also, my friend got asked for i.d. in there, he's twenty-fucking-six for christs sake

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# there's hardly ever anyone in there
as there's a bigger one less than a mile away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)