They're too tight-fisted to phone me.I phone them once a fortnight, then everyone's happy, especially the kids.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:37,
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i try and pretend it's always the middle of the night when they phone
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 2:08,
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Enjoy while it lasts. They'll work out the time difference in the end.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 5 Mar 2011, 7:30,
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