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# And now, some advice about health.
From the ministry of 'Knocking one out'...
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:23, archived)
# BORED?
...Now that you mention it.....yup
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:29, archived)
# this is b3ta
knocking one out is the last thing we need instructions for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Dunno, I've read some interesting QotW answers about wanking.
Strange, strange people.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)
# i tend to steer clear of answering those ones
a girl's gotta keep a bit of mystique about her ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Girls who claim to be keeping mystique all have fannies like a poorly filled cheese and ham pasty.
I don't know how that allusion makes sense, I just saw an empty cheese and ham pasty wrapper in my bin and ran with it.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)
# would you want to stick your cock into a hot cheese pasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Already have done.
Although, amongst friends she's known as the missus.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)
# pffff
how is mrs. ginster?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:09, archived)