Girls who claim to be keeping mystique all have fannies like a poorly filled cheese and ham pasty.
I don't know how that allusion makes sense, I just saw an empty cheese and ham pasty wrapper in my bin and ran with it.
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B.T.,
Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:55,
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Already have done.
Although, amongst friends she's known as the missus.
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B.T.,
Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:04,
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