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# how many homeopaths
would refuse conventional medicine if they were dying?
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# 3
1 to hold the light bulb, and 2 to spin the ladder
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# watching that would certainly make me feel better
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# How many surrealists would it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fish.
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# How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHO THE FUCK CARES? GET OUT OF MY SIGHT GODDAMMIT!!!
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# thanks.
i'd just managed to take my mind off the cramps :(
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# :(
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# Wrong: two.
One to hold the giraffe, the other to fill the bath with brightly coloured machine tools.
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