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Hold still dear...

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Ninj, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)

Normal clowns give me teh fear, *this one*

is a real bowel-evacuator...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)

I wouldn't worry

the clown turns out to be a spider or some other shit that makes no goddamn fucking sense at all

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)

ahhh, the Stephen King defence...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)

It does if you read

The Dark Tower series.
Most of King's books are linked together through The Dark Tower.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)

Fuck am I reading all of those

I read the goddamn cunting Tommyknockers and it wasn't until I'd finished that I realised I could have skipped the middle two-thirds of the book without missing anything of any import. King's later books are so full of shitty filler that everything happens in the first and last chapters. The Dark Tower books (of which there seem to be about 100) are all at least 4 inches thick. Fuck that.

Besides, any film that requires the defence "well it makes sense if you read the book" has failed utterly as a film. I shouldn't have to read the book to make sense of what I've just seen, the film should stand or fall on its own merit.

See also: 2001: A Steaming Pile of Elephant Wank

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)

hahahaha

the expressions are perfect

(UTB, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)

Ha ha!

Nice work on the hair.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)