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# hahaha
I think she is quite attractive - not when she is running - she looks like my banjo string then, but when she dolls up for awards ceremonies and whatnot
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:29, archived)
# she always looks a little startled
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Wouldn't you if you had to tie you cock up to enter woman's races?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:32, archived)
# It's like you have known me all my life :O
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)
# I watch you...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I know
it's why I leave the curtains open ...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:41, archived)
# May I take this opportunity to complement you on your melon carving?
That is what you were doing last night wasn't it?

* In my experience, you would do better with a sharper tool, your looks a little blunt.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:47, archived)
# erm yes ... melon
and the 6 foot hole in the garden that is now filled in is where I buried my ... melon
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:49, archived)
#
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fae
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:44, archived)
# But that would not be physically possible with it tied up?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:51, archived)
# meh - a little bit of thumbing
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:54, archived)
# yuk
I went to school with her

she makes me feel ill and her brother is a gaylord who fainted in a sex ed class
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)
# it's her wobbly nodding dog head when she runs
that makes me laugh, she's like churchill.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:02, archived)