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# er, 69 google image street
just ask for 'Japanese girl'
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# nah it's OK
I'm done now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
# All over the guy with glasses?
I hate badly timed money shots, I always seem to do it just as you get the close up of the gurning bloke...

*insert gay porn remarks below
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# haha
for me it's just as the dog wakes up*






*comic effect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# is it because the dog's watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# yes, but he* pretends not to




*I don't have a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Dogs do give you a funny look when masturbating....
Doing it at the RSPCA kennels doesn't help much though
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# haha, I read that as 'doing it up the RSPCA'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# both are acceptable, but i find the tail gets in the way.....
Or gives you better purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# For me it's when the girl I'm fucking wakes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
#
wakes up starts breathing again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# how do you do that strike through?
Oh and do the small type? I need me some more board skills as my photoshop skills are sadly lacking
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# it's all in the faq - <s> for strikethrough <small> for erm small, <b> for bold, <u> for underline (not in the faq - secret!) <i> for italic and <pre> for monospacing <sup> for superscript and <sub> for subscript
you can even combine them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Show off!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Should read the FAQ properly....
I only ever go to it to find the dictionary!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
#
starts breathing again reaches 18
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
#
18 puberty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
girl boy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I'm in so much pain now....
so glad i checked back on this thread
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I on the other hand....am not!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# *clcik
Can we front page this?

Even out of context its still piss funny!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)