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# sorry.........*

*not actually sorry
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# is her name
siu na mi?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# be not sorry
be in provision of that lady's name, address and list of allergies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# er, 69 google image street
just ask for "Japanese girl"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# nah it's OK
I'm done now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
# All over the guy with glasses?
I hate badly timed money shots, I always seem to do it just as you get the close up of the gurning bloke...

*insert gay porn remarks below
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# haha
for me it's just as the dog wakes up*






*comic effect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# is it because the dog's watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# yes, but he* pretends not to




*I don't have a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Dogs do give you a funny look when masturbating....
Doing it at the RSPCA kennels doesn't help much though
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# haha, I read that as 'doing it up the RSPCA'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# both are acceptable, but i find the tail gets in the way.....
Or gives you better purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# For me it's when the girl I'm fucking wakes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
#
wakes up starts breathing again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# how do you do that strike through?
Oh and do the small type? I need me some more board skills as my photoshop skills are sadly lacking
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# it's all in the faq - <s> for strikethrough <small> for erm small, <b> for bold, <u> for underline (not in the faq - secret!) <i> for italic and <pre> for monospacing <sup> for superscript and <sub> for subscript
you can even combine them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Show off!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Should read the FAQ properly....
I only ever go to it to find the dictionary!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
#
starts breathing again reaches 18
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
#
18 puberty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
girl boy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I'm in so much pain now....
so glad i checked back on this thread
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I on the other hand....am not!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# *clcik
Can we front page this?

Even out of context its still piss funny!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Oh, wait. I am a bit of a spacktard!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
#
Well share with the rest of the class, then. I'm RISing like nobody's business here.

(Note, do not know why nobody's business means a lot)
(Good Penny, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Can you make the text go a bit quicker?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Dunno
I'm new to animation, And i optimized it for google Chrome, then checked it in IE, I dont own firefox or safari....

I'm not wrong, your browser is, or you read too quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
Irony...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# *or slowly
*edit
you on Safari as when i saw that fat kid running on safari on an imac earlier, he was a LOT slower!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# You are NOT Alanis Morrisette.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Gilbert Gottfried?
www.b3ta.com/links/603628
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 6:24, archived)
# I didn't know he'd done that gag.....
I thought his 9/11 joke was.....
"As the planes where speeding towards the towers the passengers where screaming and praying, all except the jewish passengers who where asking if they get extra air miles for this"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)