I saw a quote on the BBC's Have Your Saywhere someone said that anyone who still thinks nuclear power is a good idea should dropped into one of the Japanese reactors.
Of course, without it, he'd be struggling to switch his computer on this morning...
(Of course, without it, he'd be struggling to switch his computer on this morning...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:05,
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Bugger it, I'm going for lunch.KFC or pizza?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:08,
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I might buy a large popcorn chickenand ask the pizza place to make a BBQ sauce pizza with that one. There's a defibrilator somewhere handy, I hope.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10,
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Or I might buy a pizzaand roll it up and ask KFC to coat it and fry it.
It's a terrible decision to have to make.
(It's a terrible decision to have to make.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:14,
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i think I might ask for a KFC and kebab meat pizzawith a tikka masala sauce base.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:15,
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Wrapped in puff pastry. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:17,
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And covered in more cheese. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:19,
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Followed by a can of Mr Muscleto break the grease and fat off of my stomach lining.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:19,
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The tough bit is swallowing the scourer pad. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21,
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At least it's smoothed down a bit by the time it emerges from the other end.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21,
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Get a burritoand quit talking to yourself, Tony Loco!
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RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:35,
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