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# You have a latent fear of two headed snakes hiding in anything with less than 2% fat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Funny that
I have a fear of eating two-headed snakes because of their frankly outrageous levels of cholesterol. And fangs.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)
# And the tooth-endangering crunchiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Actually it's that bit that I savor
it helps me overcome my fear of heart-disease and venom; keeping coming back for more snake and kidney pie every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:44, archived)
#
*titters*
Oh, you are offal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)
# That's udder tripe!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Yeah, I'll liver to regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I was going to come up with another offal-based pun
but I kidney be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Faggot.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29

Didn't really feel like I could just leave that one hanging there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
# There's no fucking need for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
# hope the above linky disperses any confuddlement that may have occured
bit risqué I know
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:21, archived)
# It's the food of the gods.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:26, archived)